Liquid Dreamboat

We all know eating cheese before sleep will throw you into a world of lucid R.E.M (although this is denied by the British Cheese Board,  http://www.britishcheese.com/facts/cheese_myths-3). It has now been proven that consumption of the salty Arabian Gulf water coupled with a full day spent in scorching temperatures will render similar effects on your nocturnal activity. Team Banana has been experienceing this phenomenon first hand over the past few weeks.

After being deemed the "Gay Fish" due to an underwhelming dive, White graciously accepted the punishment of a dive-day clad in a horrendous navy and fucia speedo. It is understandable that White has since suffered tormentous dream-sequences. Unable to relinquish the title of "Gay Fish" he thrashes under the sheets while still incapable of hitting anything in sight. A Marlin is landed, alas not by him and the title of “Gay Fish” will remain for another dream.

After a Snoop Dogg concert Yellow was consumed in vivid scenes of diving with the DPG. Feelings of frustration rather than elation arose when Snoop decided to use Yellow's G10 for underwater photography. Absorbing little light but plenty of water Snoop had successfully ruined the camera.

The most bizarre came from new recruit Puppy. Puppy was recently initiated into Team Banana where he had an excellent dive looting the ocean's bounty of a nice golden trev. His day however got off to a novice start when he failed to respect the slippery and barnacle riddled rocks at the water’s edge. Needless to say, he was lucky to get away with just the nasty gashes to his hands, feet and legs. Injuries aside, Puppy had caught the speeros bug. He had taken the red pill and dived straight down the dolphins blow hole. Later that evening, crashing to his bed he started up the dream machine...

"The second I put my head on my pillow, I felt myself melt into a watery blue expanse... there were fish everywhere, except it was different, they were proper friendly, they were talking to me.... one really nice fish swam up to me and put plasters on my wounds and told me to beware of the barnacles"- Puppy

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